Sex toys, horse shampoos and doggie poop cleaners...Bizarre gifts in Oscar goodie bags

What do you give someone who has the money to buy anything they want? This dilemma is probably why the gifts in the Oscars goodie bags get more ridiculous by the year.
One-on-one personal horoscope (2015)
Celebs were given $20,000 (Rs 14 lakh) gift certificates to have 'personal empowerment expert' Olessia Kantor fly out to discuss their horoscope, analyse dreams and teach them mind control techniques.
Silver necklace with geographical coordinates of the Dolby Theatre (2015)
So the Academy can always be close to your heart'?
The O-Shot (2015)
The Academy went all Fifty Shades Of Grey on nominees with the O-shot ' a cosmetic procedure in which blood cells are injected into the female sex organ for a makeover.
Indians who have won an Oscar
Hair Transplant Surgery (2014)
To ensure all those supermodels still go for Leo when he's balding (maybe).
Le Petite Cirque lessons (2014)
So that actors can add 'aerial circus skills' to their list of talents.
Horse shampoo (2014)
It's actually just a shampoo for humans. Who'da thunk it?
Pepper spray guns (2014)
Annoying paparazzi stalking you while at dinner? Pop one of these in your bag and problem solved ' apparently.
Expensive condoms (2013)
Priced at $5 (Rs 350) for one, this gift in the 2013 goodie bag ensures safe fun at all those star-studded Oscars after parties.
Doggie mess cleaner (2012)
Toxin-free cleaning equipment using ingredients found in nature for cleaning slobber and drool, stains and removing odour (okaaay...).
Bejewelled hand sanitiser (2012)
A bottle of hand gel encrusted with gold and crystals, worth $135 (Rs 9,000 approx).
Nasal products (2011)
We thought Hollywood only cared for nose jobs ' it's also about what's inside!
Premium gaming apparel (2010)
Unlike the rest of us, celebs just can't wear regular clothes while playing video games, apparently.
Booty Pop (2009)
Pants that make your rear look, err... fuller? Wonder what 2009's Best Actor winner Sean Penn did with this one. $1,000 (Rs 70,000 approx)
Balsamic Italian vinegar (2007)
When you're a celeb, your regular 400-buck bottle of vinegar just won't do.
Mink eyelashes (2005)
Eyelashes made of mink hair, or actual mink eyelashes to be worn by humans (eww)?
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